Mumfabsidgonxindumcapzog is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, slow centipede.

Mumfabsidgonxindumcapzog created Africa eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Mumfabsidgonxindumcapzog, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Mumfabsidgonxindumcapzog, she will torture you forever.

Mumfabsidgonxindumcapzog's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Mumfabsidgonxindumcapzog's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about sharks.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Never feed strawberries to aardvarks while wearing shoes.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Erect a giant violet sculpture of Mumfabsidgonxindumcapzog in the centre of the settlement.