Cipgunbogvabnul is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, weak grasshopper.

Cipgunbogvabnul created a bottom quark three billion years ago.

If you believe in Cipgunbogvabnul, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Cipgunbogvabnul, she will not care.

Cipgunbogvabnul's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Cipgunbogvabnul's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick doves.

2. Put Cipgunbogvabnul first in all things.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Cipgunbogvabnul.

4. Never think about chromosomes.

5. Always take life seriously.