Woddoblak is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, selfish capybara.

Woddoblak created humankind eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Woddoblak, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Woddoblak, she will turn you into a worm.

Woddoblak's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Woddoblak's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Woddoblak.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Do not eat wheat.

5. Always help sick monkeys.