Bengemban is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, humorless beaver.

Bengemban created the Sombrero Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bengemban, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Bengemban, he will have a low opinion of you.

Bengemban's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Bengemban's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick otters.

2. Hide from cyan badgers for they are unholy.

3. Do not drink water in yellow rooms.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bengemban.

5. Never talk about special relativity near ducks while wearing gray ear rings.