Wotditgenhubgod is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, uncaring crane.

Wotditgenhubgod created everything that exists six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wotditgenhubgod, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Wotditgenhubgod, he will send four elephants to rub you out.

Wotditgenhubgod's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Wotditgenhubgod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep five ants in a large pit.

2. Do not take Wotditgenhubgod's name in vain.

3. Run away if four bats approach from the east.

4. Always obey Wotditgenhubgod's priests.

5. Always treat goats with great respect.