Homdag is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, competent elephant.

Homdag created viruses five billion years ago.

If you believe in Homdag, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Homdag, he will come to you in dreams.

Homdag's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Homdag's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.

3. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

4. Do not shave your back.

5. Never talk about dark matter.