Bamditbotgess Larggebartgunmabyarptamraw is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, witty crocodile.

Bamditbotgess Larggebartgunmabyarptamraw created the Sol system four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bamditbotgess Larggebartgunmabyarptamraw, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Bamditbotgess Larggebartgunmabyarptamraw, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Bamditbotgess Larggebartgunmabyarptamraw's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Bamditbotgess Larggebartgunmabyarptamraw's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat garlic.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Never write about nucleic acids.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Never run in holy places.