Vadlitjam is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, proud dragon.

Vadlitjam created the solar system eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Vadlitjam, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Vadlitjam, he will turn you into a snail.

Vadlitjam's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Vadlitjam's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Vadlitjam.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Vadlitjam.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in brown.