Tifcadgup is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, ruthless crow.

Tifcadgup created parasitic wasps eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tifcadgup, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Tifcadgup, he will try to impress you with trees.

Tifcadgup's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Tifcadgup's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Never sing near whales.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Always help doves.