Cedquamgun Gomsityog is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, prudent goat.

Cedquamgun Gomsityog created bats twelve years ago.

If you believe in Cedquamgun Gomsityog, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Cedquamgun Gomsityog, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Cedquamgun Gomsityog's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Cedquamgun Gomsityog's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant pink sculpture of Cedquamgun Gomsityog in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never feed turnips to bats while wearing tights.

3. Never talk about fluid mechanics near tapirs while wearing red shoes.

4. Never think about quantum field theory near dogs while wearing black kilts and balancing five platinum spheres on your chest.

5. You must never eat parsnips.