Sidcipsigomt is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, smart grasshopper.

Sidcipsigomt created carbon seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Sidcipsigomt, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Sidcipsigomt, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Sidcipsigomt's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Sidcipsigomt's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about chromosomes.

2. Always treat snakes with great respect.

3. Do not trade with those who eat bananas.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.