Likguppom is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, awesome hare.

Likguppom created a bottom quark nine million years ago.

If you believe in Likguppom, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Likguppom, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Likguppom's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Likguppom's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if six whales approach from the west.

2. Do not dye your hair turquoise.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Likguppom.

4. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.