Minbellman is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, caring weasel.

Minbellman created the Andromeda Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Minbellman, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Minbellman, it will turn you into a dog.

Minbellman's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Minbellman's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Minbellman eight times a day.

2. Always obey Minbellman's priests.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Worship no other gods but Minbellman.

5. Never eat green fruit.