Rakyamfud is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, capable hydra.

Rakyamfud created vertebrates seven million years ago.

If you believe in Rakyamfud, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Rakyamfud, she will destroy your favourite star.

Rakyamfud's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Rakyamfud's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Rakyamfud's priests.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Rakyamfud.

4. Erect a giant orange sculpture of Rakyamfud in the centre of the settlement.

5. Do not commit murder.