Cudcarcab is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, cheerful bee.

Cudcarcab created vertebrates two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cudcarcab, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Cudcarcab, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Cudcarcab's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Cudcarcab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep seven porpoises in a large pit.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Cudcarcab must be the most important thing in your life.

5. You must pray to Cudcarcab five times a day.