Tonkbasszak is a god.
He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, charitable
pigeon.
Tonkbasszak created vertebrates eight million years ago.
If you believe in
Tonkbasszak, he will smite all your enemies.
If you do not believe in
Tonkbasszak, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.
Tonkbasszak's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.
Tonkbasszak's Holy Commandments1. Always help sick capybaras.
2. Never talk about comets.
3. Your children must be taught to worship Tonkbasszak.
4. Never write about galaxies.
5. Do not drink alcohol.