Fondimgut Hudhapnull is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, annoying dolphin.

Fondimgut Hudhapnull created a top quark eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fondimgut Hudhapnull, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Fondimgut Hudhapnull, it will send you a sign.

Fondimgut Hudhapnull's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Fondimgut Hudhapnull's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Never sit in the presence of turtles.

4. Never feed parsnips to dogs while wearing black boots.

5. Always obey Fondimgut Hudhapnull's priests.