Nangidbissjopvidortwanren is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, flying mink.

Nangidbissjopvidortwanren created the Milkyway seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nangidbissjopvidortwanren, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Nangidbissjopvidortwanren, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Nangidbissjopvidortwanren's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Nangidbissjopvidortwanren's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Always look after injured aardvarks.

3. Do not hurt sheep.

4. Do not dye your hair black.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.