Yokzennill is a god.
He takes the form of a slim, pitiless
dugong.
Yokzennill created water seven million years ago.
If you believe in
Yokzennill, he will give you great power.
If you do not believe in
Yokzennill, he will destroy your favourite planet.
Yokzennill's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.
Yokzennill's Holy Commandments1. Never feed spinach to squirrels while wearing white corsets.
2. Never go into purple rooms.
3. Do not listen to music.
4. Do not wear brown clothing.
5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.