Latstikcem is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, humane slug.

Latstikcem created a strange quark seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Latstikcem, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Latstikcem, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Latstikcem's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Latstikcem's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

5. Never jump in the presence of moths.