Cepnanhom is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, unthinking badger.

Cepnanhom created everything that exists seven million years ago.

If you believe in Cepnanhom, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Cepnanhom, she will come to you in dreams.

Cepnanhom's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Cepnanhom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in green rooms.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Cepnanhom.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Worship no other gods but Cepnanhom.

5. Never hop in holy places.