Ladfudtad is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, unthinking hedgehog.

Ladfudtad created Africa three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ladfudtad, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Ladfudtad, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Ladfudtad's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Ladfudtad's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about amino acids.

2. Ants are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Always make sure there are no turtles in a building before entering it.

4. Ladfudtad loves eagles, so they must be respected.

5. Do not make images of living things.