Megbemdit is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, slow elephant.

Megbemdit created the solar system three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Megbemdit, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Megbemdit, it will turn you into a rat.

Megbemdit's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Megbemdit's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Megbemdit.

2. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Megbemdit must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Rats are not to be trusted.

5. Draw representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.