Kimrigtad Sugbabsagdotkom is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, egotistical hamster.

Kimrigtad Sugbabsagdotkom created carbon eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Kimrigtad Sugbabsagdotkom, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Kimrigtad Sugbabsagdotkom, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Kimrigtad Sugbabsagdotkom's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Kimrigtad Sugbabsagdotkom's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in green.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Pray towards the west.
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