Stipjamwee is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, self-assured cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Stipjamwee created the Milkyway nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Stipjamwee, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Stipjamwee, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Stipjamwee's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Stipjamwee's Holy Commandments

1. Always help ants.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Put Stipjamwee first in all things.

4. Worship no other gods but Stipjamwee.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.