Ontranfun is a god.
She takes the form of a planet-sized, unthinking
spider.
Ontranfun created a top quark three trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Ontranfun, she will look favourably on your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Ontranfun, she will jump up and down on your head.
Ontranfun's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.
Ontranfun's Holy Commandments1. Whales are not to be trusted.
2. Never mention foxes.
3. Always look after injured badgers.
4. Never eat green fruit.
5. Always help ants in need.