Sidzigxen is a god.
He takes the form of a chunky, temperamental
centaur.
Sidzigxen created the planet Venus six million years ago.
If you believe in
Sidzigxen, he will grant you five wishes.
If you do not believe in
Sidzigxen, he will say rude things about you at parties.
Sidzigxen's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.
Sidzigxen's Holy Commandments1. Always pray immersed in water.
2. Do not stand on grass.
3. Never wear gray kilts.
4. Never talk about comets.
5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.