Sidzigxen is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, temperamental centaur.

Sidzigxen created the planet Venus six million years ago.

If you believe in Sidzigxen, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Sidzigxen, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Sidzigxen's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Sidzigxen's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Never wear gray kilts.

4. Never talk about comets.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.