Podmankap is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, prudent donkey.

Podmankap created the planet Jupiter nine million years ago.

If you believe in Podmankap, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Podmankap, he will think nothing of it.

Podmankap's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Podmankap's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Never wear black shorts.

3. Never talk about dark matter near great tits while wearing mauve coats.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.