Libtafomin is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, impressive snail.

Libtafomin created Asia five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Libtafomin, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Libtafomin, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Libtafomin's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Libtafomin's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the weak nuclear force near otters while wearing green dresses.

2. Always help capybaras.

3. Libtafomin must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Do not hurt eagles.

5. You must never eat apples.