Butflabven is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, staggering zebra.

Butflabven created Asia eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Butflabven, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Butflabven, she will strike you with lightening.

Butflabven's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Butflabven's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Butflabven on top of all buildings.

2. Do not eat peanuts.

3. Always obey Butflabven's priests.

4. Hide if nine horses approach from the south.

5. Do not listen to music.
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