Dap is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, dishonest spider.

Dap created the world six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dap, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Dap, she will turn you into a rat.

Dap's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Dap's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from turquoise mice, for they are unholy.

2. Always help snakes in need.

3. Always look after injured pigs.

4. Never mention mites.

5. Always take life seriously.