Yokhenpog is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, kind fish.

Yokhenpog created the Virgo Supercluster nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yokhenpog, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Yokhenpog, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Yokhenpog's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Yokhenpog's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about dogs.

2. Never hurt mites.

3. Always obey Yokhenpog's priests.

4. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Do not covet oxen.