Genqueegbesskipsaf is a god.
It takes the form of a very small, uncaring
naga.
Genqueegbesskipsaf created the Cigar Galaxy two trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Genqueegbesskipsaf, it will give you lots of grapes.
If you do not believe in
Genqueegbesskipsaf, it will not care at all.
Genqueegbesskipsaf's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.
Genqueegbesskipsaf's Holy Commandments1. Pray towards the north.
2. Erect a giant gold sculpture of Genqueegbesskipsaf in the centre of the settlement.
3. Always help ants.
4. Do not commit murder.
5. Genqueegbesskipsaf loves tapirs, so they must be respected.