Genqueegbesskipsaf is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, uncaring naga.

Genqueegbesskipsaf created the Cigar Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Genqueegbesskipsaf, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Genqueegbesskipsaf, it will not care at all.

Genqueegbesskipsaf's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Genqueegbesskipsaf's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the north.

2. Erect a giant gold sculpture of Genqueegbesskipsaf in the centre of the settlement.

3. Always help ants.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Genqueegbesskipsaf loves tapirs, so they must be respected.