Farndagspag is a god.
He takes the form of a planet-sized, ruthless
crow.
Farndagspag created matter seven billion years ago.
If you believe in
Farndagspag, he will give you a free moon.
If you do not believe in
Farndagspag, he will ignore you and hope you go away.
Farndagspag's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.
Farndagspag's Holy Commandments1. Always pray in complete darkness.
2. Do not wear titanium on your body.
3. Never feed aubergines to tortoises while wearing purple hats.
4. Do not drink alcohol.
5. Retreat if six grasshopers approach from the north.