Fabnibpomflamvag Bodcutmif
is a god.
She takes the form of an extremely large, thoughtless
centipede
.
Fabnibpomflamvag Bodcutmif
created the planet Earth eight quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Fabnibpomflamvag Bodcutmif
, she will grant you immortality.
If you do not believe in
Fabnibpomflamvag Bodcutmif
, she will laugh at you.
Fabnibpomflamvag Bodcutmif's
most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.
Fabnibpomflamvag Bodcutmif's Holy Commandments
1. Never write about asteroids.
2. Look mercifully on unfortunate eagles.
3. Hide if four monkeys approach from the west.
4. Turtles are unholy and should not be approached.
5. Never leap in the presence of grasshopers.
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