Zanwodnuldadkop is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, merciless bee.

Zanwodnuldadkop created the Andromeda Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zanwodnuldadkop, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Zanwodnuldadkop, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Zanwodnuldadkop's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Zanwodnuldadkop's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if nine sheep approach from the east.

2. Learn four new languages a year.

3. Never talk about electromagnetism.

4. Never think about fluid mechanics near snakes while wearing green trousers and balancing six gold spheres on your back.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.