Rulgodgad Dibbuglun is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, overgenerous hydra.

Rulgodgad Dibbuglun created a quark seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rulgodgad Dibbuglun, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Rulgodgad Dibbuglun, it will come to you in dreams.

Rulgodgad Dibbuglun's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Rulgodgad Dibbuglun's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed coconuts to cats while wearing yellow shoes.

2. Never talk about deoxyribonucleic acid.

3. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Erect four gold sculptures of Rulgodgad Dibbuglun on top of important buildings.