Cud is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, witless faun.

Cud created dark matter two years ago.

If you believe in Cud, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Cud, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Cud's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Cud's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Learn nine new languages a year.

4. Never wear pink shorts.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.