Pigtikrak is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, all-knowing aardvark.

Pigtikrak created a bottom quark seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pigtikrak, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Pigtikrak, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Pigtikrak's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Pigtikrak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Always wear violet.

3. Do not wear iron on your body.

4. Never look at galaxies.

5. Do not wear gray clothing.