Fumbaghit is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, all-powerful dugong.

Fumbaghit created gold four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fumbaghit, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Fumbaghit, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Fumbaghit's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Fumbaghit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Do not hurt porpoises.

5. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.