Lakboncib is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, kind cobra.

Lakboncib created the Sombrero Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Lakboncib, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Lakboncib, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Lakboncib's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Lakboncib's Holy Commandments

1. Lakboncib must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Do not wear nickel on your body.

3. Never think about thermodynamics near ants while wearing white stockings and balancing seven lead spheres on your hands.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Erect a giant yellow sculpture of Lakboncib in the centre of the settlement.