Parkrenvon is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, idiotic ferret.

Parkrenvon created the Sunflower Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Parkrenvon, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Parkrenvon, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Parkrenvon's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Parkrenvon's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Do not dye your hair mauve.

5. You must love Parkrenvon.