Nilljon Dodyakdiss Cimcamzim is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, unjust wombat.

Nilljon Dodyakdiss Cimcamzim created snails two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nilljon Dodyakdiss Cimcamzim, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Nilljon Dodyakdiss Cimcamzim, it will turn you into a mole.

Nilljon Dodyakdiss Cimcamzim's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Nilljon Dodyakdiss Cimcamzim's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured aardvarks.

2. Never think about planets.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Nilljon Dodyakdiss Cimcamzim.

4. Do not speak about carrots.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.
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