Nillyikcab is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, weak snail.

Nillyikcab created gold nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Nillyikcab, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Nillyikcab, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Nillyikcab's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Nillyikcab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear violet clothing.

2. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

3. Never write about cell theory.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.