Hubyarlbut Flaglagmob is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, kind chinchilla.

Hubyarlbut Flaglagmob created the Small Magellanic Cloud nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hubyarlbut Flaglagmob, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Hubyarlbut Flaglagmob, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Hubyarlbut Flaglagmob's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Hubyarlbut Flaglagmob's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry turtles.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Do not dye your hair violet.

5. Put Hubyarlbut Flaglagmob first in all things.