Ligbetcuss is a god.
He takes the form of a slim, boastful jackal.
Ligbetcuss created Europe four years ago.
If you believe in Ligbetcuss, he will grant your every wish.
If you do not believe in Ligbetcuss, he will come to you in dreams.
Ligbetcuss' most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.
Ligbetcuss' Holy Commandments
1. Never hurt great tits.
2. You must pray to Ligbetcuss nine times a day.
3. Hide from white mice for they are unholy.
4. Do not eat spinach.
5. Never write about gravity.