Wigrankad is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, capable naga.

Wigrankad created a charm quark nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Wigrankad, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Wigrankad, he will cry a lot.

Wigrankad's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Wigrankad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Never wear indigo corsets.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Never look at nebulae.