Tikfubgup is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, competent eagle.

Tikfubgup created the Sun two years ago.

If you believe in Tikfubgup, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Tikfubgup, it will turn you into a duck.

Tikfubgup's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Tikfubgup's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear hats.

2. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in blue.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Do not kill tapirs.

5. Erect a giant mauve sculpture of Tikfubgup in the centre of the settlement.