Nurtnutfossgess is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, quiet mink.

Nurtnutfossgess created the Small Magellanic Cloud eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nurtnutfossgess, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Nurtnutfossgess, she will have a low opinion of you.

Nurtnutfossgess' most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Nurtnutfossgess' Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick cats.

2. Never run in holy places.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate ducks.

4. Never think about thermodynamics near birds while wearing brown stockings and balancing three titanium spheres on your neck.

5. Always help sick rats.