Sinyogvag Limquatwab is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, thoughtless zebra.

Sinyogvag Limquatwab created the solar system nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sinyogvag Limquatwab, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Sinyogvag Limquatwab, she will think nothing of it.

Sinyogvag Limquatwab's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Sinyogvag Limquatwab's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no rats in a building before entering it.

2. Erect a giant fawn sculpture of Sinyogvag Limquatwab in the centre of the settlement.

3. Never paint your face cyan.

4. Never think about stars.

5. Always obey Sinyogvag Limquatwab's priests.